The Retro Vinyl Clock Speaker That Turns Every Playlist Into a Little Ritual

Some speakers disappear into the background.
This one becomes the background story.

The Moon-Dial Retro Vinyl Bluetooth Speaker from No Fun Club is a compact Bluetooth speaker that looks like a tiny record player with a built-in clock and half-moon ambient light. As your music plays, the “vinyl” disc spins, the clock quietly tracks time, and the warm glow turns every playlist into a little ritual.

It’s part speaker, part art object, part bedside clock—and fully a conversation starter.

What It Is: A Tiny Vinyl Player, Clock, and Lamp in One

On your shelf or bedside table, it reads like a small retro sculpture. Under the hood, it’s a full-featured speaker and clock:

• Retro “vinyl” player silhouette with a spinning platter while music plays

• Phone-synced digital clock on the front, so time is always correct

• Half-moon warm ambient light that makes it feel like a little glowing moon in your room

• Bluetooth 5.3 (EDR) with about 10 m of range and one-touch call pickup

• Multi-mode playback: Bluetooth, TF card, and AUX-in, so it works with both modern phones and older players

• A 4 Ω / 5 W, 45 mm full-range driver plus passive radiator, tuned for 100 Hz–20 kHz, so the sound is cozy, clear, and fuller than you’d expect from something this small

It’s available in a range of soft, design-forward colors—Morandi Pink, Meteorite Green, Moon Rock Gray, Moon White, Pomelo Yellow, and Moon Rock Black—all of which feel more “curated object” than tech gadget.

Why It’s a Better Gift Than a Regular Bluetooth Speaker

1. The spinning “vinyl” turns listening into a ritual

Plenty of speakers play music. Very few make you want to watch them while they do it.

Here, the faux vinyl disc spins as your music plays, while the half-moon glow frames it like a tiny stage.

• Put it on a bookshelf: it looks like a piece of kinetic art.

• Put it on a nightstand: it becomes part of the wind-down ritual.

• Put it on a sideboard: it sets the mood for dinner parties.

One reviewer called it “a mood-making sculpture” that “sits like a little art piece” and has a motion that’s “hypnotic without being distracting.”

That’s exactly the point: it’s decor and device.

2. Warm, cozy sound tuned for real rooms

Even the prettiest speaker isn’t worth much if it sounds thin.

This one packs:

• A 45 mm full-range driver

• 5 W of power at 4 Ω

• A passive bass radiator for extra low-end fullness

• A frequency response of 100 Hz–20 kHz

• An SNR of ≥75 dB

In plain English, that means:

• Clear vocals and detailed mids

• Surprisingly warm bass for its size—especially if you place it on a solid surface for better resonance

• Best performance around 60–70% volume, where the sound feels rich and balanced

One review notes that at max volume the bass compresses a bit (as you’d expect from a compact 5 W speaker), but at mid-levels it’s “balanced and rich” and perfect for jazz dinners, lo-fi playlists, and late-night listening.

3. A clock that actually stays accurate (phone-synced)

Instead of a separate alarm clock or random time display, the Moon-Dial speaker includes a digital clock that syncs to your phone, so you’re not constantly correcting it.

• Set the time via sync once and you’re good to go

• Great for bedside tables, desks, and kitchen counters

• Minimal front-facing display keeps it from feeling busy

One user mentioned the clock sync took two tries on Android, but once set, it stayed accurate and turned the piece into a true clock + speaker + lamp hybrid.

4. Flexible playback: Bluetooth, TF card, and AUX

You’re not locked into one way of listening.

From the spec table:

• Bluetooth 5.3 for quick, stable wireless connections (about 10 m range)

• TF card slot for offline playlists

• 3.5 mm AUX-in for older music players, laptops, or Walkmans

Reviews shout out that BT 5.3 “stays locked in with zero stutters up to ~30 ft line-of-sight” and that AUX is handy for older devices.

So whether your recipient is streaming from Spotify, plugging in a tape player, or loading up a curated TF card, this speaker plays along.

5. Ambient light that doesn’t fight the room

The half-moon warm light is intentionally soft and diffused.

Think:

• Bedside glow, not blinding lamp

• Dinner mood light, not centerpiece spotlight

• Desk ambience, not ring light

It’s enough to make the vinyl disc and front clock feel like a tiny scene on stage, but not so bright that it kills candlelight or screens.

For people trying to make their space feel calmer, this light is a small, powerful tool.

6. A battery that lasts through real evenings

Underneath, the Moon-Dial uses a 3.7 V / 1500 mAh rechargeable battery, built to handle full evenings of listening.

• Input: 5 V ⎓ 1 A via USB-C

• Supports play-while-charging, so you can leave it plugged in on a sideboard or desk

• Real-world use: long dinners, background playlists, and wind-down sessions without anxiety about it dying mid-song

One reviewer mentions hosting company with a jazz playlist and the spinning disc “battery holds through a long meal.” That’s the use case this was made for.

Who This Retro Vinyl Clock Speaker Is Perfect For

Design lovers and aesthetic obsessives

They care about how every object looks in the room.

• The vinyl + moon-dial design slots naturally into curated shelves and sideboards.

• It feels like an art piece that just happens to be a speaker.

Vinyl fans and old-soul music lovers

Maybe they have a turntable, maybe they just wish they did.

• The spinning disc and retro styling scratch that “tiny record player” itch.

• It’s a way to bring vinyl energy into smaller spaces (offices, bedside, studios).

Apartment dwellers and cozy-space people

Small space, big atmosphere:

• Works beautifully in studios, bedrooms, and home offices.

• Doubles as a clock and lamp, saving surface space.

People who host—dinners, dates, or game nights

They’re always curating playlists and vibes.

• Perfect for dinner tables, drink trolleys, and consoles.

• Guests will ask where it came from—that’s half the fun.

How It Fits Into a Real Week

Picture a typical week with the Moon-Dial Retro Vinyl Speaker:

• Monday–Thursday evenings:
  On the desk or bedside, playing quiet playlists while the half-moon glows and the clock keeps time.

• Friday night:
  Moved to the dining table sideboard—jazz or indie playlist, spinning disc, low warm light. Friends ask about it.

• Saturday afternoon:
  On a bookshelf or console while reading or cleaning, using TF or Bluetooth.

• Sunday:
  Left plugged in via USB-C, ready to double as a soft wake-up aid and visual anchor in the room.

It quickly becomes less of a “new gadget” and more of a daily companion in the room.